Donnie posted a new blog at nkotb.com
BLOG FROM BEYOND
It’s your man here- Donnie.
I know some of you are worried…
I know some of you are confused…
I know some of you have heard a lot of stories that I almost died…
I can tell you they are not true.
I did not almost die.
The truth is…
I actually did die.
Yes its true… I am dead.
I am no longer alive.
In fact I’m writing this from heaven (or is it hell? Hard to tell with all the clouds around…..)
Anyway- I am sorry that I died behind the wheel of a car that never crashed… Never wobbled… Never even drifted into a stray lane. I’m really sorry that I let so many people down by dying. Please know that I wish I was still alive too but this dying this is kind of fun.
I left in my will that I want to be cryogenically frozen so I can be brought back to life one day if medicine finds a way to revive me…. So maybe they will find a way to bring back my uninjured, unscathed, unscratched, yet somehow dead body before for our next tour.
And whatever you do… Please don’t look at the car that I was driving on that fateful night- the lack of dents and scratches mean nothing. I did die. I didn’t crash. I didn’t almost crash. But I did die in the non accident.
Pray for my family….
As Always Your Man-
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